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Messrs. Hunt, Tyler, Aoyagi, and Flyte: I've something for each of you.

Dr. Suresh, I also have something for one of your acquaintances, as previously discussed.

We've collected sundry other lost parts as well. Interested parties may contact me with information regarding what they're missing.

Greetings, facility. Here we are again ( Read more... )

Hello, facility. My name is Sherlock Holmes and I have a proposal to make ( Read more... )

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Greetings, fellow denizens of this glorified rat's cage. My name, for those of you who don't know it already, is Sherlock Holmes. Hello ( Read more... )

[John is in the cafeteria, surrounded by broken vending machines, spilled food bars and bottled water.  He has an audience too.  That would be you.]

Thank you all for coming.

[He looks decidedly less than happy, frowning at Sherlock before Val's voice intones over the loudspeaker:  >b>Subject 20AB, commence your test..]

Do I have to-- [John grunts, ( Read more... )

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[John looks less than thrilled.  He's sitting on the floor in what is obviously the bathtub, faucets behind him.]

I know this will sound quite ridiculous...  But I can't leave until someone bloody sings to me.  The water's quite cold now and I've been here for an hour so...  Would someone mind stopping by with a song?

Are you awake?